Mark
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Augusta
National
Golf
Course.
It
is
overrated.
You
heard
me
right,
it's
overrated.
Now
before
you
turn
this
off,
just
give
me
a
few
minutes
and
let
me
explain
and
see
if
you
agree
with
my
argument.
Hey
friends,
and
welcome
back
to
another
episode
of
Shanktification.
Augusta
National
Golf
Course
might
be
the
most
beautiful
place
on
earth.
The
fairways
are
perfect,
the
greens
are
flawless,
the
colors
don't
even
look
real.
The
azaleas
and
the
dogwoods
are
always
in
bloom
at
the
Masters.
There's
no
blades
of
grass
out
of
place.
They
don't
call
it
the
rough,
they
call
it
the
second
cut.
There's
no
fans
at
the
Masters,
they
call
them
patrons.
They
don't
call
it
the
back
nine,
they
call
it
the
second
nine.
There's
even
an
underground
tunnel
system
that
weaves
through
the
whole
entire
golf
course,
like
a
little
human
ant
form
under
there,
just
to
keep
the
maintenance
and
the
flow
going
perfectly.
Every
April
during
the
Masters,
it
is
must-see
TV
for
me
and
most
of
you.
And
I'm
look,
I'm
a
nerd.
I've
got
t-shirts,
hats,
hoodies,
uh,
pullovers,
flags,
ball
markers.
I've
even
got
a
pair
of
masters
shoes
that
I
only
wear
during
the
week
of
the
masters
that
are
all
colored
and
flowery
and
perfect
looking.
I
think
I've
got
an
entire
week
of
Masters
paraphernalia
that
you
can
only
buy
at
Augusta
National
Golf
Course
that
I
wear
during
that
one
week
in
April.
So
I
don't
say
this
lightly,
but
every
April
we
watch
the
Masters
Tournament
and
think,
that's
it.
That
is
perfect.
But
it's
not.
And
not
only
is
it
not
perfect,
it's
overrated.
Augusta
National
looks
perfect,
but
it's
not
natural.
It's
managed.
Every
inch
is
controlled,
from
the
watering
to
the
trimming
to
the
correction.
There's
even
a
sub-air
system
under
each
green,
a
multi-layered
computer,
I
guess,
that
basically
controls
the
wetness,
the
dryness,
the
cold,
the
warmth.
They
control
that
thing
however
they
want
to.
They
manipulate
Mother
Nature
to
make
it
look
as
beautiful
as
it
is.
In
fact,
it's
also
closed
between
April
and
October
just
so
they
can
manage
it
even
more.
But
left
alone,
it
doesn't
stay
that
way.
It
drifts,
it
breaks
down,
it
loses
its
shape.
So
what
we're
calling
perfection
is
really
just
constant
intervention.
But
let's
go
deeper.
The
problem
isn't
that
Augusta
needs
maintenance.
The
problem
is
that
it
exists
in
a
world
that's
broken.
Romans
8
says,
We
know
for
the
whole
creation
has
been
groaning
as
in
the
pains
of
childbirth
right
up
to
the
present
time.
So
it's
it's
not
struggling
a
little
bit,
it's
not
slightly
off,
it's
groaning.
It's
interesting
that
Paul
uses
the
term
pains
of
childbirth.
I
think
we're
all
pretty
familiar
with
what
that
means.
The
closer
we
get
to
the
end
of
pregnancy,
the
contractions
become
harder,
they
become
more
frequent,
they
become
more
painful.
But
we
know
at
the
end
of
that
pain
there
is
something
beautiful
that
comes.
And
I
think
that's
what
creation
is
doing.
They're
groaning
in
pain
because
they're
yearning
for
what
comes
after
it.
They're
yearning
for
the
beautiful
perfection.
For
you
guys
out
there
that
are
a
little
more
familiar
with
Home
Depot
than
you
are
delivery
room,
think
of
it
this
way.
It's
like
a
house
that
looks
perfect
on
the
outside.
Fresh
paint,
clean
lines,
everything
is
in
place,
but
the
foundation
is
cracking.
At
first,
we
don't
see
it,
then
slowly
the
doors
stop
closing
correctly,
the
walls
begin
to
shift
around,
and
a
lot
of
things
just
fall
out
of
alignment.
The
issue
isn't
cosmetic,
it's
structural.
That
is
the
world
we
live
in.
And
Augusta,
no
matter
how
beautiful,
is
sitting
on
that
same
cracked
foundation.
But
you
can't
fix
a
foundation
with
landscaping.
You
can
edge
it,
you
can
water
it,
you
can
put
nice
furniture
in
it,
you
can
do
all
the
cool
things
that
your
wife
is
probably
out
shopping
for
to
make
your
house
look
pretty,
but
it's
still
fractured,
it's
still
straining,
it's
still
groaning.
That's
why
nothing
stays
perfect.
Not
golf
courses,
careers,
bodies,
relationships,
everything
drifts,
everything
breaks
down,
everything
reminds
us
this
isn't
how
it's
supposed
to
be.
And
here's
the
part
we
don't
like
to
admit.
The
second
part
of
that
sentence
in
Romans
8.23
says,
We
grown
too,
not
only
so,
but
we
ourselves,
who
are
the
first
fruits
of
the
Spirit,
grown
inwardly
as
we
await
eagerly
for
our
adoption
to
sonship,
the
redemption
of
our
bodies.
There's
something
in
us
that
feels
the
same
tension.
This
is
beautiful,
but
it's
not
enough.
This
is
good,
but
it's
not
complete.
This
is
enjoyable,
but
it's
not
lasting.
Even
in
the
best
moments,
there's
a
quiet
awareness
that
says,
There's
something
missing.
And
that's
not
a
flaw
in
us,
that's
a
signal.
Or
in
fact,
it's
probably
a
siren
we've
just
learned
to
dull
over
time.
Augusta
National
is
the
best
we
can
produce,
and
even
at
its
best,
it
still
requires
constant
correction
just
to
hold
the
illusion
together.
That's
why
it's
overrated.
Not
because
it's
not
beautiful,
but
because
we
treat
it
like
it's
ultimate,
and
it's
not
even
close.
In
1
Corinthians
2
9,
Paul
says,
No
eye
has
seen,
no
ear
has
heard,
and
no
human
mind
has
conceived
the
things
that
God
has
prepared
for
those
who
love
him.
Think
about
that.
No
eye
has
seen,
no
ear
has
heard,
and
no
mind
has
imagined
what
God
has
prepared.
Which
means
take
Augusta
at
its
absolute
peak.
Remove
the
decay,
remove
the
time,
remove
the
maintenance,
remove
the
brokenness,
and
then
multiply
that
beyond
anything
you
can
conceive.
And
you're
still
not
there.
Because
what's
coming
isn't
improved,
it's
restored.
No
cracks
in
the
foundation,
no
drift,
no
groaning.
So
yeah,
Augusta
National
is
incredible,
but
overrated?
Absolutely.
Because
even
the
most
beautiful
place
on
earth
is
still
on
a
broken
foundation,
but
not
forever.
Now,
if
by
chance
anyone
at
Augusta
National
has
listened
to
this
podcast
and
you
would
like
me
to
defend
my
argument
and
send
me
out
there
and
let
me
play
the
course
firsthand,
I
will
gladly
accept.
And
in
the
meantime,
thank
you
for
joining
us.
My
name
is
Mark.
This
is
Shankatification
and
a
reminder
to
keep
chasing
better.